the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.
by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023
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Who craves attention, however is extremely confident in every way.
Who doesn’t like to be proved wrong but still likes the challenge.
Dickless is a person who wants more then they can have. Someone who excels in math, and falls for the book loving brunettes, who sleep the day away. Someone who will stay up all night just to listen to your voice. Dickless is a competitive and compassionate person.
Who craves attention, however is extremely confident in every way.
Who doesn’t like to be proved wrong but still likes the challenge.
Dickless is a person who wants more then they can have. Someone who excels in math, and falls for the book loving brunettes, who sleep the day away. Someone who will stay up all night just to listen to your voice. Dickless is a competitive and compassionate person.
by Allawishious August 18, 2022
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Can also be used as an alternative, relatively more vulgar word for "coward".
Can also be used as an alternative, relatively more vulgar word for "coward".
"Ever notice how insert name never wants to watch even the shittiest of horror movies? Fuckin' dickless bastard."
by RetroTheOPIndividual June 3, 2020
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Billy's dicklessness was considered to be very funny by his friends. They thought he's such a coward.
by Stupidmofo69 July 18, 2018
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Get the Dickless Sex mug.A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.
B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.
C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.
D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.
E) Someone who hates efficiency.
B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.
C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.
D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.
E) Someone who hates efficiency.
by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009
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