Dextered

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.

Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.

by Flattop P December 09, 2013

dexter

used when joking about the act of stalking and killing someone who deserves it. arose from the popularity surrounding the showtime series "dexter," which follows the life of a vigilante serial killer.

"did you hear what he did?"
"yeah, we should dexter his ass."

by aviotomato March 26, 2009

Dextering

A synonym for killing or murdering.

"That dog is in need of some dextering if it keeps barking!" or "Something is dextering our network speed; it's so slow!"

by geogon December 15, 2009

Dexterity

My worst attribute in D&D.

Dm: Shmeme, Roll a D20 for dexterity.

Shmeme: "rolls a 1" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by A Shmeme September 23, 2016

Dextering

The act of bonding over the creepy Showtime series Dexter and its Robin Hood-esque serial killer.

Breanna and Dan settled in for a long session of dextering, not knowing which guy Dexter would kill and which guy Deborah would sleep with.

by IceTruck October 24, 2011

dexter

A dumbass

What a dexter.

by 2BEans February 19, 2019

dexter

When a woman lies to a man about finishing her menstrual cycle in order to coerce him into sex. Either upon completion of, or during the act of sex it becomes clearly apparent that the woman is in fact still menstruating by the blood spatter visible both on the man, and on the surrounding area.

A direct reference to the TV show Dexter where the main character works as a blood spatter analyst with a severe dislike for evil-doers ( in this case lying women).

You dextered me!

I got dextered by my girlfriend last night.

by alfalfasprout July 07, 2010