detention

When you did nothing wrong but the demons (techers) still torture you

Teacher: You got detention
ME: Why?
Teacher: IDK, just for fun

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Detensify

To reduce the tension of any situation by any means necessary

After watching the shower scene of The Covanant I had to detensify with a shower of my own. *Wink Wink*

by Rezmie May 24, 2009

Decher

That feeling you get when you are in a car with seat warmers and you feel like you've shat yourself because your ass is so warm.

- Shit, I think I shat myself!
- Oh, don't worry dude, your seat warmer is on high, you just have a Decher!

by AssViolator218 November 19, 2010

Deathenining

Very scary, often used to describe either an appearance or a situation.

The man’s appearance was quite malicious; some people may have even called it deathenining.

by Ginger one September 29, 2023

Dete

Dete. Dete is used in a sentence when you have nothing to say, you say it when youre at a loss for words or just have no idea what to say in a conversation. It can also be used when you cant describe what youre feeling so you just say: dete.

"Ilike you jimmy!"

"dete"

by kagekryptid October 17, 2020

Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009

Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds December 7, 2011