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Destination Fucked

When shit gets way fucked.

For instance, let's say there's a woman, or a Sheila, if you will, standing on top of a house. There she is, punching herself in the face for reason and swigging booze. Then, in an attempt to be the next Tony Hawk or some shit, she steps on to a skateboard, but instead of being the next Tony Hawk she stumbles off it, falls on her arse, does a barrel roll onto a lower part on the house and lies flat on her back. Then, some rando kid pulls the middle finger at her for being such a shitty skater, and then the camera pans right to a house fire and a pig. Now that's destination fucked if I've ever seen it.
There's this overweight man trying to dive into a swimming pool off the top of an unstable ladder that's also being supported by skinny children. He jumps off the ladder and into the pool, but not before bouncing off some concrete. Classic case of Destination Fucked.
by Squidris Elba July 5, 2020
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Destination Suicide

Willingly going to confront someone at their home or workplace after to confront them over internet disagreements after doxxing them to find out where they live.
Dude rolled up to my house thinking he was going to start something. He committed destination suicide.
by Tatted_JeepJames March 20, 2023
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Lunchtime destinations

Commonly used to descirbe lunchtime destination in WHitley BAy High School.
examples:

The white television = Whitley Bay

The green radio = sainsburys

Vender Mish = Vending machines

Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers

Du Le Cantina = The cantine

Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips

The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters
by Alastair December 10, 2004
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destination 49

destination 49 is the place you go when you leave in the middle of Art class, and you don't know where you are going.
Jeff: Dude, I want to leave in the middle of art class but I don't know where to go. What should I put on the hall pass.
John: Just write both our names then destination 49.
by Suck me Mother Fucker October 2, 2010
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Destination hunger

When you can't stop thinking about visiting a specific location, and you feel this rumbling, you have awoken your destination hunger. This is very common (and more powerful) for destinations you have previously visited. The only known relief is to quench your hunger.
I saw a picture of my favorite place on earth, and I fell from my chair when my destination hunger hit me like a freight train.
by J-Stallion March 24, 2013
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destination fucked

Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.
Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.
by JLH April 26, 2017
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Destination Birthday

Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.
Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.
by jackbarron February 7, 2011
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