Derek

Guy who steals at lunch and throws cheese.

Derek stole from China.

by I’m China 42358 January 26, 2020

Derek Zoolander

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

See Zoolander or Ben Stiller

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005

derekdick

The smallest possible unit of measurement.

That bullet missed me by a derekdick!

by Obscurewords April 14, 2015

derder

Noun. Cylindrical light-stock cardboard tube used to wrap toilet paper and paper towels, among myriad other paper and card stock products. Once the paper is exhausted and it is no longer used in its original capacity, it is used to trumpet one's voice around the room or venue in similar fashion to a megaphone.

My dad sounds so ridiculous when he uses that derder to make a duck call.

by Suwannee Redhead September 13, 2005

Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

by ya I know March 10, 2019

Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

dense cunt

An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.

Shut the fuck up, ya dense cunt

by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019