derrick lam

sushi makes him horny

i like sushi. i like it alot

by n3wbi3 April 21, 2005

Derrick Rose

To get injured repeatedly.

Joe: Damn, Tom is out for the season for the 2nd straight year!
Frank: He sure knows how to Derrick Rose.

by the one dude February 8, 2014

Derrick Henry

A literal freight train in human form. He can literal bury a 6’4” 300 pound beast in the dirt. He is King. He is Derrick Henry

Timmy: Do you know who Derrick Henry is?

Jordan: Oh yeah, i saw him bury that bitch in the dirt on national TV

by bigbootynfldaddy January 12, 2021

Derrick Favors

A man who supposedly plays for the Utah Jazz whose life was ended after a traumatic event at the hands of a Robotic Figure. This Robotic figure is referred to as a “Fun Guy.”(see Kawhi Leonard)

Guy 1: Hey man, who did Kawhi put in a posterizer last night?
Guy 2: Oh some guy named Derrick Favors, he deserved it, he had 10 minutes left on his contract anyway.

by The33master June 15, 2021

Derrick Henry

An NFL running back,who have fucked an entire dynasty

Dude,did you see,how Derrick Henry fucked new england patriots in wild card?

by myserl February 19, 2020

pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.

by King kupa April 11, 2015

Oil Derrick

You have the woman on the bed face down ass in the air. Then you stand over her with your legs spread and go up and down like an oil derrick.

Man Erik was riding her like an oil derrick. I am surprised he didn't strike oil.

by namrotom August 21, 2009