A name given to someone who:
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand
And/or a simple combination of the two
"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
"Just call me Derk Magurk".
"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".
"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"
by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009
Get the Derk Magurkmug. The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).
Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.
Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.
by Rusty Dave April 7, 2021
Get the Derked Onmug. by codykomo November 28, 2018
Get the Derkmug. by Derk maxer February 29, 2024
Get the Derk maxingmug. person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021
Get the Derkmug. by G.lookzz December 27, 2023
Get the Derksmug. One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
Get the Derking Offmug.