Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

Dense Ape

To express that somebody is stupid and uncivilized; an insult.

Stop throwing those fireworks at each other, you Dense Apes!

by The Pinskinator November 16, 2021

Dense Breast

A Women who's breasts are very hard and full, the fatty tissue in the breast is more compacted, thus causing the breast to be volumous and firm.

"when I touched her tits, I expected fluffiness, but that hoe had some dense breast!"

by fathergracie September 30, 2016

Dense breast

Thick boobities

I groped her dense breasts as I shoved my tongue down her throat.

by Nyquil September 29, 2016

Dense Breast

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.

Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.

by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016

Dense breasts

It is where your breast is dense.

Wow you dense mothafuckah that breast! Dense breasts!

by Hshdd September 29, 2016

Dense Breast

Simply a Breast that is indeed Dense

Man, this chick I was with last night had some really and I mean REALLY dense breasts

by TelephotoTub46 September 27, 2016