Dendrophile

A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.

I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.

by Macabre Meagan June 14, 2006

Dendi

Dendi - an extraordinary idiot

There are idiots in this world, but i have never seen a Dendi.

by SexMakKauuu May 20, 2019

dender

to not belong to any gender. for instance you might have a penis but decide to act and dress as if your were a female however you do not want to be called male or female because they are just words and you just want to be classified as a human.

josie is a dender.

by ilikeponiessss January 1, 2017

Dendae

Penis

Suck my dendae

by Tripi August 2, 2018

dendaphilia

To commit Dendaphilia is to have sex with a tree or plant

"dude? you fucked a tree? thats Dendaphilia

by into Tree hugging April 30, 2007

dendropheliac

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)

maria is a dendropheliac.

by Nick Cannon April 11, 2005

Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

by Nathan April 29, 2003