Dementor's Kiss

the act of drinking water after chewing mint gum

The Dementor's Kiss temporarily caused Susan to have an existential crisis.

by peachcrusts April 20, 2018

Social Dementor's Kiss

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits

Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."

by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.

Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.

by osan August 24, 2021

conference call dementor

The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...

As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room

by office minion August 7, 2012

Dementor

The most Ballin Drink you can make, Brass Monkey a 40 of Old English with Purple Drink, called the Dementor because it resembles "Dementor Piss" according to Jonny Haworth. WARNING: you will feel like you just got the kiss of death from a Dementor if you can conquer this beast.

Make one Grape Kool-Aid single, brass monkey a 40oz of Old English and there you go.

"yo son, that Dementor fucked my shit up"

"that Dementor makes me feel like a menace in South Central while drinkin juice in the hood"

"Smokin on dat Chronic drinkin Old English!"

by Young_Beezy February 19, 2009

demented

An adjective describing someone is being posed by a demon.

*EXAMPLE*

A young child was possed by a demon and they had to call an exorcist.

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

dementerated

When something is really messed up and really dementered. demented

Wow that kid is dementerated.

by Gnat2005 November 26, 2005