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by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009

Playing Defender

Taking a crap while playing video games.

I was up stairs playing defender until my ass turned numb and my iPhone's battery ran out.

by Pancreas100 October 7, 2011

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined

by Stupid idiot Gamer loser June 2, 2021

logan paul defenders

The most cancerous type of people there maybe almost is cancerous as jake Paul and also made me lose all my faith in humanity

Guy one I’ve lost all my faith in humanity

Guy to why

Guy one Logan Paul defenders

by MrMbro July 4, 2018

pedo-defender

A room operator who thinks that someone who tries to entrap a pedofile is a lier...

He thought he set up the pedofile and faked it... when he just fell into a trap that he set up for him...

by James Porter December 9, 2003

Defender Moon

A strange and insane person who has a very peculiar obession over Secret Squirrel, Cyborg 009, Earthbound, sugar, and likes the videogame character Ness. Unforunely the person doesn't like Sailor Moon.

That Defender Moon usually likes to play Earthbound all day.

by Crystal Maskuia September 17, 2003

Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018