deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

deez nuts

1)A sarcastic way of saying you don't care

Can you give me 50 dollars?
I can give u deez nuts.

by Mariah's definition's 😜 October 25, 2015

deez nuts

Person 1: Yo, you know Phillip
Person 2: Phillip who?
Person 3: Phillip on DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

deez nuts

Answer to the question "who?" and often followed by the word "bitch"

Hey man...he told you to shut up.
Who?
Deez Nuts Bitch

by DSTONE October 20, 2004

Deez nuts

Possesive description of the contents of my wrinkly sack when they are in your mouth. Easy way to tell someone whos nuts are in their mouth.

Deez nuts in yo mouf biatch

by Jon C D August 8, 2007

deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003

DeeZ Nuts

A Word that a drunk kid used and is now quite famous over Deez Nuts

This Is Deez Nuts

by Jimmy Bop Poop December 15, 2015