Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018

Deep Fried Twinkie

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.

Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

deep fried cungus night

When your opponent who is marginally better than you at Super Smash Bros. Ultimate loses to your Little Mac eleven times in a row.

After deep fried cungus night, he proceeded to marinate himself in mud and Doritos.

by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023

deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer

"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023

Deep fried hot dog

When you enjoy getting shit DICKED.

“Yeah i could go for a deep fried hot dog right about now”

by shittdickpromo August 21, 2022

Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018