Carson Daily

An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.

Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.

by 2-D November 25, 2006

daily fix

A person you cannot go a day without talking to.

'David, have u spoken to Atari today?' 'Ofcourse, She's my Daily fix. Cannot do without her'

by @realmace May 14, 2014

Dally of a pickle

A nightmare of a problem has arose

Houston......we have a dally of a pickle on our hands

by Dally's jokes April 2, 2021

Pulling A Daly

Working only 2 days a week with 5 days off yet stilling earning a full salary anyway you can.

Friend 1- Man, you haven't been at work lately.
Friend 2- Pulling a daly my friend.

by TheOriginalPAD February 11, 2010

Daily Dose of Internet

An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.

"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"

-Overused comment.

by Lemmy_Fan November 5, 2020

carson daly

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

by AYB June 19, 2003

carson daly

1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous

1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"

by uglyron August 21, 2003