Dry 

Lack thereof.

How's your sex life? Dry as fuck

Dry by Djgetti September 12, 2015

Dry 

A crack or a joke that is not funny.

"You smell like cheese"
"That shit was dry"
"Dryyyy"

Dry by Drawoh March 16, 2016

Dry 

Boring as shit, or plain af

Your phone's dry af

Dry by Madison Houck April 22, 2016

Dry 

To be drunk and high mixed together

"Man were gonna get to dry as fuck tonight "

Dry by Rychel August 17, 2016

dry 

1. a state being the opposite of wet
2. a cutting humor that mixes the banal with passive aggression

1. check out that dry ice it's not wet
2. "hows about we go to bed and get started on that headache" he said with a dry wit knowing her vagina would be dry like the l0th man on the bench. Who could blame her, after all her love like his penis dried up like a raisin in the sun.

dry by sifush August 14, 2016

Dry 

When you aren't getting any text messages or other notifications

Man, my phone Is so dry.

Dry by G-Difficult June 13, 2016

Dry 

Boring,stupid,silly,dumb,useless

I told him he needs to get help!

Dry

Dry by ZhhHusssein! May 27, 2016