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Domestic Terrorism

When a friend stays with your family or hangs out with them while you are not there.
Lauren: Hey, where's Livvy this weekend?

Josie: Hanging out with my parents.

Lauren: Total Domestic Terrorism.
by Oedama August 29, 2009
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Domestic Terrorist

Anyone you're living with who won't let you sleep, give you privacy, makes too much noise, tries to throw cock blocks when you have someone you're interested in over, borrows your clothes without asking, takes up too much time in the bathroom, has their obnoxious friends over too much and is basically a pain in the ass to live with. These people are usually not right in the head or have a substance abuse issue or is just plain old inconsiderate. Any intolerable child.
My roomate makes too much noise when I'm trying to sleep. She's a domestic terrorist.
Dennise is a domestic terrorist. She tries to wear my sexy underwear and tries to steal my boyfriends.
I won't babysit that loud-ass kid. He's a domestic terrorist.
My husband always has the TV up too loud. He's a domestic terrorist.
I had to break up with Danny because he'd get drunk at night and do a bunch of noisy and obnoxious shit so I couldn't sleep. He is a domestic terrorist.
by MadamexXx February 9, 2009
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Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.
Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.
by DNA25 September 26, 2018
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domestic rice

An import wannabe, rice burner coffee can drivein poor excuse for a good piece of american metal.
"Domestic rice and import rice is the same shit just a different pile"
by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003
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Domestic Partnership

When two people love each other and want to live together, but are too broke or lazy to do a wedding.
Honey, you are going to have to work overtime to pay for a wedding.
I have a better idea, we can be a domestic partnership and after 5 years the state will marry us for free!!
by Dr. Truth Detector August 6, 2011
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Domestic Justice

1:The name is self explanatory.
2: Serving a woman what she deserves.
Shane's girlfriend Karen was very loud and obnoxious and was always popping off at the mouth. Talking down to him in public and making a scene in restaurants. One night Shane got drunk and finally took his fathers advice, he served Karen up a cold dish of domestic justice and she has been very pleasant to be around every since.

Tammy arrived at my house heavily intoxicated for a party that started at 11am, she proceeded to scream and berate my amazon Alexa and dance with her Fupa being displayed in abundance. I took her into the bathroom and quickly explained that Chris Brown had not laid down the law properly and if she did not leave my home immediately she would be sleeping on the floor within 4 seconds.

She opened her mouth to complain so I laid her out cold.

Justice was served accordingly.
by Black Cocksmith July 12, 2017
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domestic cat

A god, diety ,holy being and creature that should be prayed to several times a day . Any one who does not beleive this should promptly slam their head in a dumpster until it detatches
A domestic cat has chosen to live in my wretched hovel, my family is now blessed
by THE ORDER OF THE HOLY FELINE October 20, 2003
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