suck my dog’s ass

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

the dog’s philosophy

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

kiss my dog’s ass

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

I’d eat a dog’s ass!

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.

Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

Raining up a dog's ass

When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.

Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.

by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010

Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009