Diss-Functional

When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.
Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.

Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
by dennypeg August 13, 2015
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slick diss

Slick diss means to insult someone in a subliminal way. It's a way to send them an hint without directly addressing them. Mostly done on social media sites.

Example:
Example: A girl goes from in a relationship to single on Facebook and right after a girl on her friend list post the status, ''Finally she admits that the whole time he was really into me''.
And others that knows both of them, be like, Who saw that slick diss Just sitting there with my popcorn waiting to the fight to pop-out.
by Ada's words February 19, 2015
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Diss kiss

A diss kiss occurs when you insult someone then kiss them before they have a chance to reply.
Sam: I think the recent evidence shows we all come from Neanderthals.

Pam: I think you're full of shit. {kisses Sam}

Sam: But- {kissed}
Tam: Damn, Sam, you got a diss kiss
by Rumpoleisdead May 22, 2010
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sneak dissing

Sneak dissing is to make fun of, diss, or roast someone else without telling them, normally in a whisper.
For example, if you are whispering to your friend about someone else that is right there and he doesn't hear it, it's sneak dissing. However, if you say it loud enough but he is too busy in something else, it isn't considered sneak dissing. Commonly referred to as snake dissing by wiggas.
Bob *whisper* Deshawn is such a bitch.
Dontrell AY DESHAWN THIS BOY BE SNEAK DISSING!
Deshawn Wor'? Square up.
by MacAntics May 13, 2015
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Face-diss

When a friend on Facebook "unfriends" you making you feel unloved.
Man. Steve and I go all the way back to grade school, I thought we were still pals until I got face-dissed!
by conwayTN September 04, 2009
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diss-cuss

what every conversation between two or more males inevitably leads to- dissing someone or cussing without reason.
dude i need to get over my ex,lets diss-cuss sam's love life over beer.
by god4nothing December 30, 2009
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Ditz Dissing

When someone sets a date & time to hang out with you, and when said
date & time comes they act as though they know nothing about it
Man I swear we talked three days ago ! Call her up & nothing ! Its like she's ditz dissing !
by Whoolee December 31, 2004
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