venereal disease

A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.
They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."
by pbm19 June 30, 2008
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Speidi Disease

When two people lose their friends because they are dating and won't bother to make time to see their friends anymore. Many times, one or both people change their personalities drastically, making their friends not want to be around them anymore anyway. This couple is made up of two losers, and they generally only hang out together and with no one else. Much like Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills"
Girl 1: Have you talked to Jessica lately?
Girl 2: No, it's been weeks and she keeps saying she's too busy and won't make any effort to set up any plans. All she does is hang out with her boyfriend, Sean.
Girl 1: Sounds like she has Speidi disease! What about Sean, does he ever see his friends anymore?
Girl 2: I don't think he has any friends anymore...
by Janeska Jae June 3, 2010
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Dinowilliams Disease

Dinowilliam's Disease is a non-contagious disease that occurs when someone is "whipped without having a female lover", as quoted by Prof of Commerce, Philip Phung, Melbourne University.

In short, this refers to someone who DOES NOT have a girlfriend, but still contains the symptoms associated with being whipped.

The following includes but is not limited to some of the symptoms:
- Messaging all the group chats (whether it be the basketball group chat, tennis group chat, etc, but does so to get info on girls as opposed to actually socialize)
- Throws 6 million parties despite being in woop woop so no one can actually get to his house
- Ditching your friends on your Eng Lang table
Daquan: Yo, this nigger William doesn't talk in our group chat anymore! Wtf is he doing Bruh
Rajesh: OnGod, this nigga be tripping, he must have Dinowilliams disease
by Bruh Zhou November 18, 2019
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despair disease

Despair Disease is a motive introduced in the third chapter of Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. It's an endemic disease that is found on Jabberwock Island. According to Monokuma, there are extremely tiny insects that transmit the disease.In truth, it's a fictional disease that exists only in the Neo World Program's virtual version of the island. "The insects" appear to be just a story made up by Monokuma, who can cure and supposedly inflict the disease in a flash.
“Oh no, I have a disease! walking around in your Neighborhood, spreading all my flees. Everybody like ‘what you got?’ And I’m like.... despair disease!”
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corner disease

Corner disease is a disease where you Ejaculate before touching it. It’s a very rare disease. Only 1 in a million have it. The first person to be diagnosed with corner disease was karrar angelov.
Hi karrar what are you doing?

Karrar: I’m having a corner disease attack.
by tedz123 August 17, 2020
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Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.
Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.
by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009
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Sanjaysmoo Disease

Sanjaysmoo Disease is when you're born Vietnamese and are a simp. Sanjaysmoo Disease causes you to climb to the top of trees and scream at the top of your lungs, "All Woman Are Right". It is a rare condition and only 8 people have been diagnosed with this extremely rare and deadly disease. This person is the biggest simp and does things only for pussy, but never gets it. All people with this disease die a virgin, usually at the age of 25.
I think I might have Sanjaysmoo Disease because I have the urge to climb that tree and tell the world that all woman are right
by IHaveSanjaysmooDisease February 24, 2020
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