Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.

"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot

by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020

dik ch33z

when ya eat cheetoz and need 2 pee and touch ya pee pee with da cheeto hand. lmao you jus got dik ch33z

damn i peed n i jus ate cheetoz brah i hav dik ch33z now

by qed qed February 8, 2025

dik-dik

a small antilope with maybe the worst name except for "great tit"

Whoever thought dik-dik was a good name to an small antilope is a dick itself

by the_damian_o7 April 17, 2023

Wanka-dik

Name given to usually a male who finds fun in pulling the piss

Put your finger in your ass and spin on it ya wanka-dik

by #1331# July 9, 2024

dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018

sugoma dik

amogus kid backwards.

Person 1: hey say amogus kid backwards!
Person 2: sugoma dik
Person 1 GOT YA LOL
Person 2: ...why...

by The_weird_kid_in_school February 8, 2022