Dik pic

When a girl is posting provocative pictures to social media for attention, specifically a provocative picture essentially asking for dick.
Did you see Becky’s Insta, she just posted another dik pic, she’s broken up with Tim for sure hey, defs chasing some new dick.
by Wheresthebone December 31, 2020
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Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot
by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020
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Dik-lit

This party is dik-lit.
We are going to get dik-lit tonight!
by Mr Uncapped December 02, 2018
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dik chips

When someone touches them self and then contaminates a bag of food WITHOUT washing their hands 🍌
Don't touch the Doritos! Jason was beating his meat and didn't wash his hands before he ate them! Do you like dik chips?
by Kyo Maka January 24, 2016
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Dik

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology

To be frustrated
We are dik of this guy constantly stealing our clothes
by Yankee Sierra November 02, 2021
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dik

Someone missed typed IDK or someone avoiding to say dick
Woah i think that's bad dik tho
by XDGGEZ May 19, 2021
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Dik

Pronounced dikis; Someone that's a dick but has a big heart full of dicks, like someone with a personality disorder that's actually nice.
He is very rude, but he might just be a dik.
by Sauron the evil September 23, 2023
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