My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

by lordgrim the invcbke February 14, 2021

Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

Peace Defenders

The Peace Defenders is an Animated Series created by a group not very well known in the United States. It is about a group of powerful 'people' on another world. They must protect the peace everywhere they can. They travel between dimensions, between worlds, so long as they can save the Peace forever.

Person 1: Hey #####, you finished up with the voicing yet?

Person 2: Not yet ####. I still need to figure out the script's meanings from #######.

Person 3: What's so hard about my script? It's simple words, Just don't be so nervous ####.

Person 1: The Peace Defenders shall live for a good while, hoping we can even get started.

by Exapt April 19, 2018

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 1, 2020