If she wasn't my daughter 

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

If she wasn't my daughter by kingshowman October 28, 2016

boy daughter 

A lesbian daughter who looks like a boy

Wow, your boy daughter is handsome

boy daughter by Super dooper camera man June 5, 2017

The Plugs Daughter 

daughter of a major drug dealer or distributor.

Dont mess with her, Thats the plugs daughter.
She too hood, That got to be the plugs daughter.

The Plugs Daughter by yung$avagė September 30, 2016

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter 

A phrase used by Dracula from the famous Disney movie "Hotel Transylvania", which he uses when his son-in-law Jonathan is engaging in sexual intercourse with his daughter Mavis and he somehow finds it funny.

"Sorry, Drac. I was late. I was doing stuff. "
"It's okay, I am stuff"
"No, Mavis, no"

"Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter. "

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter by JoePesci2323 May 27, 2021

trophy daughter 

The perfect daughter. Appreciated more as an item rather than a person, usually her parents have high expectations for her grades and expect for her to be musically talented as well.

"Man did you see Tammy?"

"Yeah, I feel so bad for her because all her parents see her as is a trophy daughter."

trophy daughter by KilljoysNeverDie2001 October 10, 2013

Lil Uzis Daughter 

Lil Uzis Daughter is Mariam, Mariam (lil uzis daughter) became uzis daughter after uzi nutted in brittany in the money longer music video from 2016 !!!

Mariam Is lil uzis daughter

Lil Uzis Daughter by ahsheh6263 April 19, 2023

my 9 year old daughter reads this 

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.

Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!

my 9 year old daughter reads this by quinchles October 6, 2009