Full Danson

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant that you stumble upon but was given without ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt behind the couch?
L: It is not mine! Somebody must have forgotten it…
S: Well, I guess we have been given Dan‘s gift.

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

dansplaining

When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.

Oh for fucks sake, did he really just start Dansplaining that to me? I need to leave.

by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019

danswanson

a name or phrase commonly printed on attire such as hats, thongs, and t-shirts. known to many in the tri-state area. also just really fun to say.

kid 1: have you seen my new danswanson hat.
kid 2: i heard he's making shoes.!

by evilchinchillamonster March 18, 2007

Dansville

City in South Central Michigan, notorious for its working class population and distinctive culture and mannerisms. Home of Wrong Brothers and Messed Up Wreckords.

"Go ahead and go to Mason, but stay the hell out of Dansville!"
"At least I didn't date a guy from Dansville!"

by Illegal Alien December 9, 2004

Dansko

A brand of just another expensive hippie shoe, mostly clogs, worn by professionals, artists, and intellectuals...Similar to Birkenstocks, but generally last quite a bit longer...

He thinks he's the cat's meow in his Danskos...

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

glass danse

a wicked cool rave song by the faint

guy at a club: "oh man; it's glass danse! i love this song!"

by Coilin October 10, 2004