brain damage

After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.

"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

Baby Damage

Stretch marks usually on the stomach, thighs, hips and breasts of a girl that resulted from her pregnancy and make her less attractive.

Man that girl was hot but when she took her top off she had lots of baby damage.

by StripperSmith May 1, 2010

What's the damage?

A way of asking how much a bill is, especially when out to eat. Used mostly by people who still think saying things like this are cool.

Jill: What's the damage?
Jack: $75.83
Jill: Ouch. You're paying, right?

by Jimi Awesome February 13, 2009

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!

Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.

by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005

9 Damage

When you shoot pointblank at someone’s head and you do 9 dmg cuz Fortnite is “consistent” with shotguns

NIGGA HOW DF DID I HIT 9 DAMAGE WITH A PUMP AT POINT BLANK?!

by HoodedMelon July 19, 2018

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009