dadshow

Anything which has the primary characteristic of being like the sort of thing a dad would say/do/like.

"I was looking through a Screwfix catalogue the other day- totally fucking dadshow, I know."

by Rob Spendley May 17, 2004

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

the squirty, gross shits you get the day after a night of drinking

dave: “how was the bar last night?”

mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”

by NotYourRealName June 14, 2018

DadStrat

DadStrat (#DadStrat) is a calculated series of five specific steps used primarily within the video-game Fortnite during matches of battle royale. The steps insure the player a top ten spot, thus achieving victory.

The steps are as follows:
1. Get Kicked - Allow the Bus Driver to eject you at the last second
2. Deploy Glider - Immediately Deploy your Glider, maximizing your time in the air
3. Get Coastin - Head towards the coast, minimizing the ways in which enemies may approach you
4. Don't Die - Maintain a positive health value, remain unseen
5. Top 10 - Achieve a spot in the Top Ten and celebrate

Amateur: " I've been getting my rear handed to me in Fortnite lately..."
Profesional: "Try the DadStrat, you'll get Top Ten every time!"

by BadDadatFortnit March 10, 2019

Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 5, 2019

dalsten

Dalsten is a very rude person when you meet one

He flirts w/ your friends to anger you
he is a suck up

I thought Dalsten was sweet, guess not

by kkbutterspoons January 21, 2018

Your Dads Ass

An insult to replace "your mum"

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "

by Jointy Smokes July 4, 2018

dadis

Shortening of the words "Do this". It is often used by stoners during a euphoric state of mind.

dadis dude
yeh man, that be dank

by Rezman June 29, 2006