Chronically Online

An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:

-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.

-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.

-Spend very little time offline.

“My friend Jamie is very chronically online, and needs to touch grass”

by MintyTown July 31, 2022

Somethin Chronic

A Way To describe something in excess, either positive or negative.

1. I love You Somethin Chronic
2. I Want To Kill Somethin Chronic

by Absolut Russia November 17, 2006

Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.

I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

by Blursaw March 1, 2010

chronic dildo

A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.

Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.

by jethrojones August 13, 2012

chronicized

to make chronic, addictive, serious.

" I've chronicized my Bioshock habbit."
" all they need is a multiplayer, perhaps Bioshock 2?"

by Prophint December 9, 2007

Chrondonesia

A word used by a super high male who is so high of the CHRONIC, Has so much stash and has a female grabbing on his testies, so he can say what he want because and only because he has the CHRONIC.

-ay man what kind of shit is this?
-some chrondonesia that will slap you in yo face, twist yo mind, fuck your brain and eventually knock you out.

by Pimpomac June 3, 2009

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019