current

A current is a person you're talking to, doesn't necessarily have to be a boyfriend/ girlfriend but they are someone who has the potential to become more. It might also be known as tuning.

EXAMPLE1
GIRL1: who's your current
GIRL2: ben

EXAMPLE2
BOY1: bro, are you guys dating yet?
BOY2: nah man, shes just my current

by catsanddogasruleee September 5, 2019

Current TV

A cable network that’s business model is based on ripping off young, naïve filmmakers who are willing to work for very little, while delivering high quality, innovative content. This model keeps Current’s production costs absurdly low, while the rates they charge for advertising are absurdly high. And while they do not share their multi-million dollar ad revenue with the young filmmakers who make it possible to charge those rates, they do give them the chance to “share their voice” while “democratizing television.”

Film School Graduate 1: “Yo man, Current TV paid me 500 dollars for exclusive rights to that short documentary I spent five months producing.”

Film School Graduate 2: “Wow, your voice is really gonna be heard when they air it in random rotation at some unknown point in the future!"

by Truth Inconvenient August 30, 2007

curie

The cutest motherfucker out there

person 1: omg you’re such a curie
person 2: omgg thanksss!!!

by A fallout 4 Lesbian September 16, 2020

currentize

Make something relevant for today's way of life; happening

I tried to currentize an otherwise bland outfit with a couple of leather belts worn stacked around my waist.

by savvy_much September 18, 2016

Currenti

If you have the last name Currenti you are sure to be Gay (especially when first name Sam)

Oh, your gay! You must be a Currenti

by >:)notEthan._. October 28, 2020

Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.

It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

Wikipedia rip current

Extending the metaphor of "surfing" the internet, a Wikipedia rip current is the phenomenon of browsing Wikipedia and getting side tracked for hours by clicking related links.

I got stuck in a Wikipedia rip current, I started reading about the civil war then three hours later I found myself reading about butterflies.

by fmgugle4 July 22, 2011