cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

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Cuffing

Asking a girl to be yours.

I'm definitely cuffing this girl this summer

by setth May 15, 2018

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cuff you

to enter into a romantic relationship with you

lemmi cuff you bruh;)

by glisteningsaliva July 5, 2019

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Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.

"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"

by TBONENYC March 25, 2010

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1) A combination of two words: church and coffee. Churffee is the low quality, flavorless coffee served at church functions, cheap receptions, work luncheons and offices worldwide. It is only fit to be consumed as a last resort and requires the addition of sugar and creamer to make it palatable.

2) The Hellspawn, bastard son of coffee.

"Are you ready for this 3 hour meeting?"
"Hold on, I need to get some churffee first."

"This office always brews the worst churffee."

by Forest Jones September 12, 2008

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