the cumswap

The act of a man ejaculating into another persons mouth. The person who recieves the man gravy will then spit the gravy into a third persons mouth.

After Sam and Zack sucked Jim's penis Jim proceeded to ejaculate into Sam's mouth and Sam proceeded to spit the gooey mess into Zack's mouth thus completing the cumswap.

by Gook Nookem April 9, 2010

Cumlapticus

The act of lapping semen (cum) from the end of an erect penis.

I would very much like Cumlapticus to be performed on me this evening.

by Vonrell April 5, 2011

cumswap

Fucking or hooking up with a guy after your friend fucked him or hooked up with him without him being signed off

Bro, Wanda totarry cumswapped Lyle from Cara!

by bellaaaaaxxx August 14, 2009

Cumsauce

A lanky googly eyed cunt with a fat head and ET paws. Man cant run 10 metres without almost having a heart attack.

Oh look! That poor down syndrome girl is a cumsauce

by Fridge8244 July 3, 2020

cumsplotion

cook a son's balls and serve them to his mother as a plate of meatballs. as she bites into it, there is an explosion of cum.

Cook: Want some meat balls?
Mother: Oh yes! Thank you!
Cook: Mhm, don't mention it.
Mother: *bites into ball and gets a pleasant cumsplotion from her son's balls*

by Waad August 22, 2021

cumswapingshiter

(n) an individual who finds joy in swapping cum and shitting at the same time.

that queer is such a cumswapingshiter

by jj2727 January 11, 2008

cumsalt

The salty aspect of a males cum.

Guy: Will you give me a blowjob?
Girl: No, your cumsalt is nasty.

by NaOH December 2, 2013