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Get the cumrag mug.A sex position practiced in ancient Hawaii and a variation of the normal cumhawaiiana, mostly used by men with tiny penises and not to be confused with the gruenendahl cumdumpster.
The female gets into the common doggy position as the male prepares himself behind her.
Instead of gently putting his penis inside her as expected he takes a few steps back and rushes towards his prey. As he runs toward his partner he screams "what can i say except..." and after the moment he penetrates whatever hole he hits, he finishes with "you're welcome".
Now the difference of the gruenendahl styled cumhawaiiana is that the female part must not be older than the age of 4 and that the male is her caretaker.
It is not recommended to have a large penis as it can harm serious damage.
Another variation for example is the Dexter cumhawaiiana where the man says "Surprise motherf*cker".
The female gets into the common doggy position as the male prepares himself behind her.
Instead of gently putting his penis inside her as expected he takes a few steps back and rushes towards his prey. As he runs toward his partner he screams "what can i say except..." and after the moment he penetrates whatever hole he hits, he finishes with "you're welcome".
Now the difference of the gruenendahl styled cumhawaiiana is that the female part must not be older than the age of 4 and that the male is her caretaker.
It is not recommended to have a large penis as it can harm serious damage.
Another variation for example is the Dexter cumhawaiiana where the man says "Surprise motherf*cker".
Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana, hawaii (ancient Hawaii), cum (the act of having an orgasm), gruenendahl (the caretaker)
Becky sit down and have a drink with me.
Sorry I can't Mom, my caretaker cumhawaiianad me yesterday, gruenendahl style.
Becky what the fuck, I didn't raise a little crybitch. Now sit down or I'll dexter cumhawaiiana you.
Becky sit down and have a drink with me.
Sorry I can't Mom, my caretaker cumhawaiianad me yesterday, gruenendahl style.
Becky what the fuck, I didn't raise a little crybitch. Now sit down or I'll dexter cumhawaiiana you.
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Get the crusty cumrag mug.A person that is being very annoying, angry, wont shut the fuck up, or has a very cunty behavior. Mainly used to make the fucker erupt in anger or rage. Can inflict more damage if the person is pregnant, has many children, or is a Karen. Can Change Cumbag With Cuntbag for more damage.
Karen: How DARE you give that tone to me! My husband is top of his class at the coast guard! You will treat me with RESPECT!
Me: oh fuck off you cackling cumbag of a whore, go back to walmart.
Me: oh fuck off you cackling cumbag of a whore, go back to walmart.
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