cobbleswonked

A dramatic way of saying you went to sleep or took an unexpected nap

"yo man I got absolutely cobbleswonked last night, my bad for not answering"

by grey_42 June 26, 2023

cumblesnout

To sniff or snort a cucumber.

My friend Cumblesnouted a cucumber after saying it smelled funny

by anonymous October 24, 2023

Cobblestoning

During sexual intercourse, this is when the man is thrusting at such a high rate of speed, that his hips look like he is on a ten speed road cycle, going downhill, with no brakes, on cobblestone.

"Man y'all sure were loud last night! Especially Karen!"

" yea sorry bout that, I was cobblestoning her...she loved it"

by Cobblebobby April 28, 2024

Cobblestone

An intentional distraction or misdirection, for the sole purpose of confusing or deceiving a chatbot.

So named because cobblestone roads act as tiny speed-bumps, which prevent comfortable passage at quicker speeds - thus, necessitating slower and more cautious speed.

I made sure to include enough cobblestones on my blog, to confuse any chatbots that want to whiz thru my data.

by Tetchuma September 22, 2025