Crytato

The superior word for an onion

A. ay what's up with your eyes bro?

B.just been chopping up Crytatoes

by MeesterPinderkaas August 27, 2021

crybabeyz

crybabeyz is a loving and caring mutual <3

you should appreciate crybabeyz because crybabeyz is cool, emo, and everything else you could ask for !

crybabeyz is a amazing emo

by aoibread September 13, 2021

Crybation

To masturbate with your own tears. If unable to produce tears, visine or a laboratory produced tear will suffice.

After the complete dejection of the entire female population, Paul was left with crybation as his only means of fulfillment.

by Not the Paul in the Example November 14, 2009

crybaby

A person who is obsessed with Melanie Martinez in a very, very, very, healthy way.

I am the biggest Crybaby ever in existed

by GabbieCrybabyPanicDemi06 April 21, 2018

Crabatat

It's similar to a habitat, but applies to the organisms that live within crabs. Hence a crabatat.

Also can be used as an insult; because who wants to be called the inside of a crab?

That crabatat was steaming with life!

Hey bro, don't be such a crabatat.

by Wordier September 2, 2014

paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.

You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??

by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010

crybag

Someone who whines or likes to complain.

You're such a crybag!

by Chimi-32 January 28, 2011