crunch week

That one week where ALL of your professors decide to give you projects/exams. It makes a lot of students fail under pressure. This week is usually towards the end of a semester.

Eddy: Ben, are you showing up for soccer practice?

Ben: Nah, it's crunch week. I've got three tests and two projects due tomorrow. These teachers have got no personal lives.

Eddy: Alright then. See ya next week.

by HazeStorm777 March 21, 2017

Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!

Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!

by Wright247 March 28, 2009

Crunch Face

The cute face people (usually female) make to express happiness. Usually the person making the crunch face will close their eyes and smile with their mouth closed. The emoticon "^-^" represents the crunch face.

I made a crunch face when he started cuddling me because it made me feel all warm and tingly.

by meepermatson July 9, 2011

crunch time

The interval of time immediately before a project is due, when it becomes apparent that the schedule has slipped and everyone is going to have to work like dogs to try to complete the project in time. Crunch time usually occurs during the period between the next-to-last scheduled milestone (prior to which everyone was able to delude themselves tht the schedule had NOT slipped) and the final deadline for delivery. During crunch time, workers are in crunch mode. Prevalent in the software industry, but used elsewhere as well.

"We've got three weeks left to complete six weeks worth of work. Looks like we'll be living on take-out for a while."

"I freakin' hate crunch time."

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

crunch time

a deadline/the last minute

"It's gettin pretty close to crunch time,better finish that report soon."

by hipster November 10, 2003

crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014

crunch tackle

A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
OR
A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.

Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 27, 2010