crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

by YvonneTea February 7, 2010

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple

"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"

by Bring Forth Ur Sacred Gothicness February 19, 2004

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017