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My really cool amazing awesome sexy friend’s tag that they never use bc its always CRM or crumb instead but its pretty cool the end
“hey what does that graffiti say over there?”

“..crm??”

“oh hey, i know them. its short for crum”
by reggs on toast June 19, 2021
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Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.
"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.
by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021
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Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.
Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."
by EthanCannot December 15, 2023
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Crum

I make and sell crum, to the fools who try to rob or rip me off. Sometimes I even get to watch when they take it in turns to snort my cum!
by The Realest Nigga I Know November 8, 2022
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rum crum

(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.
After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”
by Lois Chapstick April 16, 2021
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Crum

A mix of all the fluids produced during sexual activity, including shit. This is usually ingested after as a meal.
Hey honey!
Hey!
Let's make some crum for dinner!
by Gaynism May 20, 2018
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Crum

When you crap and cum at the same time.
Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.
by Willaskin January 1, 2024
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