CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

crumbin'

to describe something very good

Bruv, that party last night was crumbin'.

by serita May 3, 2008

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

by E-Tay March 18, 2008

crumping

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

by Perry Mole February 16, 2007