Crum

When you crap and cum at the same time.

Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.

by Willaskin January 1, 2024

Crummed

Doing half a job or not doing a job properly.

Why isn't this working properly? It's likely the engineer crummed it.

by Jupback July 8, 2020

crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.

"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"

by professor crums January 13, 2009

Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

Dusty crum

A smelly crumby man

That dusty crum took my underwear again!

by Dusty crum May 9, 2018

crum

My really cool amazing awesome sexy friend’s tag that they never use bc its always CRM or crumb instead but its pretty cool the end

“hey what does that graffiti say over there?”

“..crm??”

“oh hey, i know them. its short for crum”

by reggs on toast June 19, 2021

Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021