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loser cruiser

-a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.

-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.

-any hybrid car or smart car.

-hummer h2.

-public transportation.
"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."

"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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filth cruise

To deliberately drive around a town centre looking for, and possibly to attract hot women. Said act will normally, though not always be on a weekend and requires driving recklessly with the windows down and rinsing out loud tunes.
Q. Shall we take the bypass, or nip along the high street on a filth cruise.

A. Filth cruise every time mate, rude not to.
by Gavin Spiller October 23, 2007
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pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.
Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.
by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010
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booze cruise

to drink and drive, usually on back roads, with at least two other people.
Hey man we're goin' on a booze cruise, wanna come?
by itsallbindun May 24, 2003
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mall cruisers

A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.
Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?

You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
by glamrocker December 20, 2010
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Tom Cruise

Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.
Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.
by Horsiest Q. Ravishing July 19, 2005
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cornhole cruiser

A homosexual, one who cruises cornholes
"That guy is such a cornhole cruiser. I saw him making out with his butt-buddy before"
by cory b . June 14, 2006
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