Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.

Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.

by armageddon ham September 29, 2020

Crowbos

An endearing term for crows that display characteristics similar to hobos (i.e. traveling workers always on the move) - akin to Hobo Spiders.

Those birds were picking up plastic by the railroad tracks - they must be Crowbos!

by CrowsOfAFeather December 29, 2022

skin crawl

when your skin tingles due to something disturbing .

that was so nasty it made my skin crawl.

by jlabinc August 19, 2016

ate the crow

Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".

Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.

by hustlecoke August 31, 2012

kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.

by person May 1, 2003

hall crawl

A hall crawl is a drinking contest in which several teams are made to go to different rooms all along a hallway, each room dedicated to a different kind of liquor. The hall crawl is so named because by the end of the competition most of the participants are so inebriated that they are incapable of walking, and must crawl down the hall to the next room. Hall crawls are a frequent fraternity occurrence.

"Dude, did you go the Beta hall crawl last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"Brandon couldn't tell where he was going and crawled off the balcony. He only made it through three rooms, though, so we left him there until we finished."
"...That's fucked up."

by Omusubi April 13, 2006

Veasey Crawl

Derived from the Veasey dormitory at Hendrix College in Conway, Arkansas. Ceilings in Veasey are considerably lower than the rest of the ceilings on campus and the beds are tall, so the residents of Veasey Hall would have to crawl over their partners a certain way to engage in sexual intercourse. It has now become a staple in the Veasey dance at the highly publicized event, Shirttails. In this event, the freshmen of each dorm are to prepare a choreographed dance and perform it for a trophy. While the Veasey Crawl often results in elimination because of the background of the dance, Veasey continues to use it each year in their performances. Their most recent win of Shirttails was in 2009.

Guy 1: Did you hit that, bro?
Guy 2: Ay, I had that bitch doing the Veasey Crawl all night long.

-ALSO-

Girl 1: I can't wait for Shirttails tonight! Martin is gonna kill!
Girl 2: I know, right? And I better see the Veasey Crawl!

by skeletallamping September 10, 2009