crotch curlies 

A synonym for pubic hair.

Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.

crotch curlies by dainuoti December 15, 2013

crotch carnival 

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

crotch carnival by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most

guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm

crotch of the storm by xmastermattx May 2, 2008

Crotch-Dachshund 

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

Crotch-Dachshund by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

crotch notch  

the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.

"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."

"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."

crotch notch by The Honez January 5, 2007

crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.

Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.

crotch swatcher by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010