Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009

crowning

To skeet on top of your partner's head.

I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.

by Kooie April 25, 2007

Ra-cooning

When Your Wearing Mascara or Eyeliner, preferably black and if you cry or sweat, it starts to smudge and form black circles around your eyes which makes you look like a racoon.

I was so ra-cooning when i heard that he cheated on me.

by JayNora September 20, 2009

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017

cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 April 19, 2018

coonington

mixed cat

damn see that "coonington"?
damn.

by tunington January 30, 2018