COOM Eternal

A lifestyle that consists of nothing other than nonstop COOMING and DOOMING, the schedule of said lifestyle is broken down into 12 hours of COOMING and 12 hours of DOOMING per day; the average day goes as follows, 1 hour of playing a Doom game of any kind (Doom 3 doesn't count) followed by 1 hour of jacking off (usually to doom guy rule 34) this cycle continues until the next day and/or the next 10 years.

My man Henry been doing COOM Eternal for 6 years now, I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 21, 2021

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choom gang

A gang centered around smoking pakalolo. Popularized by Barack Obama's high school senior yearbook photo.

We go play hoop with the choom gang.

by Cuddly February 14, 2008

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Juddy Cloompers

A horse with massive fuck off hoofs

'look at that juddy farm'
'fuck they have some big cloompers'
'JUDDY CLOOMPERS!'

by Juddy22 September 6, 2021

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Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021

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Choompie

Acting out of character, looking foolish

sad ass ninja, Yo you seen that hipster at the rave he was a choompie.

So Madona let me smash once then when I seen her at the grammys she was acting like a real choompie.

by Boss of all boses October 26, 2011

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