halfway crook

An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.

This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"

We stealing this car or what? Go hard or go home, sun. Ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks.

by MadP July 13, 2010

Crooked Lou

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol

Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"

by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

cookstar

Someone who is a culinary rockstar and awesome at cooking.

Man, Mama Lucia cooks up some gooda pizza. She is truly cookstar of cookstars!

by Chef Boyardeeee March 16, 2012

macy crook

the definition of disabilities including; dyslexia, OCD, ADHD, autism ect ect

*looses treasure wars game*
girl1: (starts clapping randomly)
girl2: bro why u being macy crook

by it’s 3:34 April 16, 2020

crook town

Crook town is a shithole full of chavs, emos and sluts. All you see is 10 year olds smoking or taking drugs. Barely any 12 year old virgins left in crook. A place where you will end up getting stabbed!

Crook town is scum and a shithole

by Meadows mafia lass June 25, 2014

crooklyn

Basically another term for Brooklyn.

"Crooklyn Dodgers" is an ill song

by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

by hook or by crook

By whatever means possible, fair or unfair.

by hook or by crook, johnny was gonna get that done and prove it to everyonme that he was the best around

by raffle September 22, 2008