clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

by Tsunami May 26, 2003

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

chitalianese

someone who is part chinese, part italian

"His mom is Italian and his dad is Chinese."
"Doesn't that make him Chitalianese?"

by looch looch February 23, 2007

citag

when predictive text is used on a mobile phone, the word 'bitch' often appears first as 'citag' until 'bitch' is added to the phones dictionary.
Therefore 'citag' can be used as another word for 'bitch'.

My boss is such a miserable citag!

by Barrie Stevenson September 3, 2006

clitasaurus

A monster or giant clitorus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?

by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

Cessna Citation X

The Cessna Citation X is the fastest flying commercial business jet. At the cost of just 22 million USD, one can plant their butt at 35,000 feet and fly at Mach .92 (About 700mph). 2 crew, 8-12 passengers with a jump seat, and mid to long-ranged. You're lucky to ride in one of these jets.

Hey man, you ever ridden in a Cessna Citation X?

Nah man, I had to settle for that wimpy III...

by Oobio August 17, 2011

Caitalyn

A very intelligent, talented and artistic individual; also very caring and generous. She is easy to fall in love with, and difficult to fall out of love with. It is difficult to win her heart because she does not fall in love easily, but when she does, you will have her forever. She is confident in herself and her abilities. She may act apathetic, and even sometimes cruel, to avoid showing how she really feels. She shows what she wants you to see.

"I love her so much, because she is my Caitalyn."

by Carrotpants January 15, 2014