Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022
A person with the name Cristiano is gay and has a big ego. They also commonly have small dicks and love gay interracial sex
by Babynames123 June 04, 2017
A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.
by Simp ._. November 30, 2022
Girl 1: Cristiano has a big dick
by Cristiano329 May 04, 2018
A man who has a an average penis lenght of a half meter.
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
by Cristiano329 May 04, 2018
Cristianos are hot, good looking guy who are very athletic and smart. They are loyal ,funny and have a good sense of humor.
by 3.3 November 21, 2021