Alex and Cristian

Two people who are PERFECT for each other. They know how to make each other laugh, and they always have a good time together. They have a 100% love compatibility, and should definitely get married someday.
Billy: "Hey, you know Alex and Cristian?"
Jan: "OH MY GOSH, they look SO adorable together!!"
by Billy Jean Gutface January 30, 2011
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cristian cochroach

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.
ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.
by the beep man July 28, 2009
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Cristian Potato kid

A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression
Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny
by IDUBBBZ4202 September 28, 2017
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Cristian Ene-Miron

a sexy ass motherfuckeer. his dick is leaked but women love it lol super huge and huggable.
by BlackNigga56382 March 14, 2022
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Cristian AD

Cristian is like the best in he world has a very very big c*ock not like Adams small d*ck he flashed out on our faces he is really funny always makes people smile gets friend zone sometimes because he is a little to late to ask out girls , wishes he was remembered to this day non cocky like Adams small cock and likes these girls very much ****************************add him on snap to hhm to get to know him better than ever. And he is not sexy he is cute sadly lol
Hey Ada* what do u think about Cristian. Bro I’m in elitches right now bro she said she wanted to smash bro she said she want to suck it first lol hey have u heard about Cristian AD he is a great guy
by Cristian AD August 06, 2019
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cristian mimis

cristian mimis is the real meaning of homosexuality.
john: who’s that boy?
me: it’s cristian mimis, he’s gay!
by dariamaria0910 April 11, 2021
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