A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 22, 2005
n. A person who is a total genius; the coolest cat around town; a sexy man. The only poster that matters at Game-Revolution.com
-Hey, how did you do on the test?
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.
-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.
-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.
-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.
-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.
-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.
-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11
by All the Fine Ass Ladies across the globe March 20, 2004
by SomeSovietBloke December 08, 2021
by TheDeadInside March 04, 2022
A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 21, 2010
ONe of the many many names for weed. It's called Arabian crime because it, like weed, gets you stoned.
...and Arabian crime, because it gets you so stoned!! -From Code Monkeys on G4 (Episode entitled 420)
by Iamme20 August 09, 2009
Someone who is about that CSI, Criminal Mind, NCIS, dateline life. Usually keeps the TV on Investigation Discovery.
by Tech_nik June 24, 2016