creampie surprise

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.

When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.

by MilwArchGuy January 6, 2008

carnival creampie

When a man cums in his hand then slaps someone in the face.

Damn Lexy fucked up so bad that Josh hit her with a carnival creampie.

by josh19696 March 17, 2014

creampie eater

A person who licks or sucks semen that has been ejaculated into a womans vagina.

Bill didn't know he was a creampie eater, as his girl friend would have him come over and go down on her after her brother left his load in her pussy.

by cp eater November 15, 2006

Gay Creampie

A gay creampie is formed when 1 guy or more fuck a guys asshole and continues to fuck until he jizzes inside of his asshole, leaving a nice, fresh & yummy anal creampie :D

I had a gay creampie earlier with my roommate, he was the best to fuck me and fill me in years!!!

by XXXLXXX June 13, 2011

Creampied Piper

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.

"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."

by nochilliam August 27, 2016

Stealth Creampie

Secretly cumming inside the girl without asking

My ex girlfriend is still pissed about that Stealth Creampie i gave her a while ago.

by Eric M. July 20, 2008

Creampie Soufflé

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.

Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.

by THE COON August 28, 2012