Cream pie

Cum in the face of life partner

"after my chick sucked me i pulled my dick out of her mouth and shot a cream pie all over her face"

by Scott007 July 11, 2007

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.

I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.

by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010

boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard

I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face

by euphemism April 9, 2005

Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

Thai cream pie

Thai Cream Pie

I was fucking a This whore Bareback and shot my cum into her nice tight pussy. When I withdraw my hard cock I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Thai Cream Pie

by Asianpoker January 21, 2022

Louisiana cream pie

A type of orgy were 8 or more men try to cum in one vagina at the same time.

India " I was having a louisiana cream pie with the baseball team last night ".

by Kermit the Capitalist November 29, 2016

Wyoming Cream Pie

When a girl takes dick in the mouth from a Wyoming Cowboy and he proceeds to duct tape her mouth shut after he cum then tickles her until the cum spews out of her nose.

Maria took a Wyoming Cream Pie last night and her nose burns like a Texas Pete hot sauce packet.

by HuntG1252 December 4, 2021