Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
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A holyfield creamer occurs when, after fingering a girl and she has come, a guy delivers a sucker punch to her clitoris.
Amber was lying in the bed and glowing after getting fingered by Greg, but you should have seen her face when he gave her the ol' holyfield creamer.
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Get the Cum Creamer mug.On the March 30, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert made the first ever Colbert Creamer by taking a Pringle, putting whipped cream on it, and then topping that with another Pringle.
This tasty impromptu whipped cream Pringle sandwich is a great snack food at parties. In homage to Stephen's segment "Thought for Food" the first ever Colbert Creamer competition was held March 31, 2010 by a group of college students attending George Mason University. Each participant had to eat one Colbert Creamer and say the phrase "Colbert Creamer" every round. A participant was disqualified from the competition if they could not properly pronounce "Colbert Creamer." This competition followed much of the same rules as a game of fluffy bunny, though was far more epic than any fluffy bunny game ever played!
This tasty impromptu whipped cream Pringle sandwich is a great snack food at parties. In homage to Stephen's segment "Thought for Food" the first ever Colbert Creamer competition was held March 31, 2010 by a group of college students attending George Mason University. Each participant had to eat one Colbert Creamer and say the phrase "Colbert Creamer" every round. A participant was disqualified from the competition if they could not properly pronounce "Colbert Creamer." This competition followed much of the same rules as a game of fluffy bunny, though was far more epic than any fluffy bunny game ever played!
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Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
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